| "Call me Icarus - for the sake of the argument." |


Story for a penny in a canI'd always known there was something wrong with that house. One time, walking to the downtown mall- school, I mean- I saw that overstuffed Halloween decoration, sitting on the porch. Real cats aren't supposed to get that big, na'mean? That thing could've swallowed a poodle and then picked its teeth with beagle bones. Threw a can at it and it just meowed and washed its chest.Story for a penny in a can
Then the birds: every Friday, they'd bunch together on the power lines. Sure, no biggie there; birds gotta roost and get warm, all fluffed up in line, tweeting. Except -
Ravens.
No, seriously. I'd looked it up. Not crows. Ravens. Fu

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50% cat + 25% Human + 25% Oak Tree = 100% WTF
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50% cat + 25% Human + 25% Oak Tree = 100% WTF
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When life gives you the Jonas Brothers, Punch them In the face and demand Fall Out Boy.
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50% cat + 25% Human + 25% Oak Tree = 100% WTF
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50% cat + 25% Human + 25% Oak Tree = 100% WTF
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"Eternity is in love with the productions of time."
W.B
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